Decadent

I was sitting there with my five dollar fruit smoothie and Jodie was eating sushi and Alice came in and said, "You people are so decadent." So this is entirely her fault.

Decadent

We are so
Decadent. Smoking-black-tar-heroin-
From-a-nun's-crack-on-a-pile-of-dead-hookers
Decadent. Wearing-endangered-species-for-
coats-in-the-height-of-summer-with-the-
AC-on decadent. Trust
Funds are what we mean by
Sustainable living. Conservation
Is not a concept we believe in.
Values are for other people.
Sometimes I wake up in the
Morning, eat my bird-of-paradise-poached-
in-baby-yak-omlette-with-a-side-of-
Giraffe-scrapple, while watching
Bloomberg, of course, and I think
I love my lifestyle. You
Should try it sometime.